Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Mystery of the Stolen Soap and Other Things- A Journey to South Asia, the Jungle Chapter


I woke up in the morning a little startled to hear banging on the roof and screeching. I peeked out the unsealed door hinge to see a female monkey just taking a stroll on our front porch. I quickly got dressed what was going on. I grabbed my bible and journal, and let the other girls sleep in since we had been on such a rigorous schedule the week before.

I found a seat out on the balcony, and I could hear a monkey screaming angrily on the tree branches next to the boys room. It obviously woke Brock up because he began screaming back at it from inside his room. I just sat on the porch and giggled. I mean really- monkeys woke us up?! I love it.
The angry monkey looked a little territorial, and climbed around to the front of the house to get a look at me. It sat on a branch about 10 feet away from me and stopped screaming to stare me down. I just stared right back at in the eyes and eventually it got the hint. It left our tree, and it didn’t come back. Take that monkey.
Eventually Brock and Brent came out to see what it was. (Brock must have woken Brent up with his screaming.) Apparently the bars of soap that they had put in their shower the night before were gone, and there began, The Mystery of the Stolen Soap.
Maybe they misplaced it. Maybe mice ate it. Maybe the soap was just a figment of their imagination, but I think it was the monkeys. I think the monkey snuck into their unlatchable window and stole the rosemary mint scented soap. For what purpose? We will never know.
[Suspect #1]
I walked down to the creek next to our tree house to finish my quiet time. I had to get to it by walking down a convenient staircase down into the 20 foot ravine. For maybe 10 minutes the only thing I was thinking about was my tiger escape plans.
Now if you’d like a quick Animal Planet lesson here it is: The Tiger, Panthera Tigeris, is the largest of all the big cats. They can reach up to 11 feet long and 660 pounds. It is India’s national animal, and India is home to the largest population of wild tigers. Although humans are not regular prey for tigers, they have killed more people than any other cat, and although they are an endangered species, it’s still kinda scary to walk down to a creek in the Indian jungle by yourself—even if just to pray.
[Man eating Tiger from Calcutta. 1903. Killed 200 people.]
This is what I came up with:
Plan A: Get Getto Crunk on that Tiger, and bow up and scream, “GET AWAY FROM ME IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!”
Plan B: Run up the ravine as fast as possible. Run to the Tree in house. Run up the first flight of stairs, and then the second. Try to get in the girls room, and if the girls had locked the door from the inside… then my life would just be over and the girls would open the door to see my poor mangled body and a gigantic tiger waiting to get them too.
Despite all these gruesome thoughts, I could feel Jesus reassuring me that I would see no Tigers, and that I could stay there as long as I wanted, so I did.
Roger came to pick us up. Breakfast with Samuel was simple, toast and eggs. Roger took us to his farm again, and back behind his house was an natural elephant haven. Brock, Carlie, Grace and I walked down a steep path and into a dry river bed with a small river winding through it. There was elephant poop everywhere, and the bamboo sounded like a chorus of creaking doors. It felt like an elephant wonderland.
[Elephant Haven]
We walked back up the steep path, and as I was coming back into Roger’s yard I about stepped on a tiny lime green snake about 1 foot long. It quickly squiggled away, and we lost it.
We then left Roger’s farm and began the trek up the Nilgris Mountains to a city just over the peak called Ooty. We wove through 32 hairpin turns. Some of us were feeling sick, but I was not. The view was incredible. I just felt so full of joy! .
[Fields of Tea were terrace all through the mountains]



The Scorpio started to overheat 3/4ths of the way up the mountain. Not good. We all got out and walk about 100 yards up the mountain, and found the Scorpio parked. The whole way up the mountain I had Waterdeep’s line, “Go tell it to the mountain tops, that I’m alive! Dark and Night are not your masters.” The car was leaking orange liquid. We waited about a half hour for it to cool off, so we took pictures by St. Josephs Church.

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[Our picture by St. Joseph's Church]
[St. Joseph's Church]
While we were waiting I tried (unsuccessfully) to catch a little yellow butterfly. I tried for maybe 10 minutes, and it never flew away from me. It just delicately hovered all around my hands, but quickly dodged them every time I went for it. This little butterfly was significant to me because I had the same one when I was about 8 years old. I think I bought it at a school book fair, and it was dead and pinned inside of a little clear plastic box. It was my treasure as any 8 year old girl holds on to something tiny and beautiful. It was an itty bitty butterfly, not bigger then an inch. Mostly yellow wings, but with one black marking at the top of each wing. Being sentimental as I am, it really touched me, that God would allow me to have that same kind of butterfly when I was a little girl, and then show me their origin when I’m a young woman. Maybe I’m sappy, but to me it was confirmation that God had known about this experience in India long before I had. This butterfly apparently is only in India, and the only place I saw it was in the mountains.
[ThePlain Sulphur (Dercas lycorias)]

We poured the rest of our bottled water into the coolent container under the hood, and took off for about 5 more minute to the peak of the mountain. The car was greatly relieved when we started to go down hill again. We coasted into the little city of Ooty, pasted the Kingfisher man’s Ooty house, and went to Café Coffee Day in the city while Roger went to go get the car fixed. Grace and I had personal veggie pizzas, and we split some delicious chocolate icecream brownie desert. Rebecca had a spicy chicken sandwich. Brock and Carlie ordered personal chicken pizza, and all Brent ate was a special brownie desert that came out on the same plate that fajitas come out on. The server poured hot fudge over it, and it boiled and steamed… the way molten chocolate lava should be.
We went across the street and did a little shopping. I brought a pack of 8 Bhindis for 4 rupees. (the cheapest/funnest thing I bought in India). Bhindis are a decorative little sticker to stick between the eyebrows. They are not religious. When a personal has painted a dot, or put colored powered in-between their eyebrows, it is usually from a Hindu alter from a prayer asking for a third spiritual eye. My cute little Bhindi’s are always decorative with no religious association though… so I thought they were fun.
[Indian Women, I'm not sure who the artist is]
We did have plans to go explore a waterfall, but our car trouble kept us in the little city. I was a little sad about that. I love waterfalls! Oh well, We found some cool knives for the men in our lives, and I bought a couple things for my mom and a yellow silk scarf for me. The scarf was about 100 rupees ($2).
Met back in Café Coffe Day and bought some Snapple for 120 rupees (way too much again, Snapple… Snapple, do you really have to be overpriced everywhere?)
I also bought some Non-Sense brand tea, the same kind of tea Roger’s wife uses. I hope to duplicate her tea when I get home. I bought my Dad some peanuts, but when I showed them to Roger he said that I should probably not give my Dad those because he’s afraid they might make him sick.
We drove back down the mountain, and Roger stopped to let me take a picture of the mountains. I hopped out of the car, and my skirt got all caught in briars. I thought, “Oh, I can just get out of this”, but after several minutes of everyone in the car watching me struggle in the briars, Rebecca hopped out of the car and saved me… I’m not even sure if the picture was that good.
We drove to a restaurant and had mashed potatoes and other American dishes. We had great conversation about sperm donors, drinking your own urine, and yes, if you and I were trekking in frozen Alaska, and you died, and I was starving I would eat you, and no Brent, I didn’t know that the butt would be best to eat, but thank you for that tidbit of information.
Just as we were walking to our car, we heard some commotion from the workers at the restaurant. Apparently there was a wild elephant in the dark just beyond the fence. A man positioned his Jeep headlights into the brush so we could get a better look. There it was, a full grown male wild elephant. We stood at a distance, in awe, watching him eat. Apparently this same elephant had climbed on top of one of their cars and the two story building next door before. It had climbed up the stairs! They said the BBC had come out before to do a story on it.
A man came and told us, with his finger pointed into the darkness, “A women spotted a tiger just over there this morning.” Creepy…
After a long day of wildlife adventures, we went back to sleep like the Swiss family Robinson in our tree house. We didn’t go driving, looking for tigers after dinner because we knew we’d have to get up at 4:15am for our mountain trek in the morning.
I slept so light because the boys were in charge of waking us up in at 4:15am. None of us girls had brought a watch or alarm. It was so windy outside, and I could feel the whole tree house swaying and creaking. I woke up several times thinking the boy were stirring and fixing to wake us up… I thought I heard something going up in their room.
[Keep reading for the continuation of our Jungle Adventures…and comment so I don’t feel like talking to myself.]

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Who gets to be in a Bamboo Tree house anyway?- A journey to South Asia, the Jungle Chapter



[Stopping for a bathroom break on our road trip to the jungle.]

[Grace, in all her beauty]


Roger had told us on the first day our 3 options for our little mid-trip jungle escapade. Our choices were: (1) Cottage, (2) Mud Hut, and (3) Bamboo Tree House. So of course we all agreed that the BAMBOO TREE HOUSE would be the best possible option. I mean really, who gets to ever stay in a bamboo tree house overnight ever. That’s right, no one, except us.

(Please forgive my smack-talk. Really, it’s just my way of saying, “Holy Cow!!! I’m so excited to stay in a treehouse!!!)

We left early for the jungle-mountains. Brent and I sat in the back with Roger’s bird books, coffee and mango saplings, and everyones book bags. We stopped at a really cool place to eat breakfast. Most of us ordered Puris, which we started calling poof poofs. (Roger misunderstood, and though we were calling them poo poos)We stopped in Mysore, and it was super cool. We got to tour an old Maharaja’s Palace.
[Puri's/Poof Poofs]


[Carlie and I waiting for our table at breakfast]
[Brock, Rebecca and Grace waiting for a table at breakfast too.]

[Indian Doughnuts...spicy]

Paul Billy dropped us off in front of the palace and drove off to go find us some pizza, and immediately we were surrounded by Indian salesmen selling all sorts of trinkets. They were selling all sorts of overpriced tourist goods, and seemed so excited to find Americans. One man sold post cards, one sold silver anklets, another sandlewood fans, and another wooden flutes. This is hilarious: as soon as we stepped out of the car, the flute man immediately switched from his Indian tunes to Celine Dion’s, “My Heart Will Go On”. So we walked through the first courtyard to the first metal detector all the while being serenaded with the Titanic theme song…. (I’ll never let go Jack, I’ll never let go.)


I swear I don’t know these people. I just found this video on a search for the song. Notice the guy in the school library… so funny.

I waltzed right through the first metal detector, but when I looked back it seemed like Brent was having some issues. He had his nice pocket knife with him, and was forced to go find a hiding spot for it back in the salesmen courtyard. He found a nice spot by some bushes, but just when he thought his knife would be safe, he made eye-contact with the postcard salesman. We thought for sure someone would take it while we were inside.

[Mysore Palace]

We walked on through the massive palace courtyard and checked our shoes into the shoe keeper. (The whole “shoe-checking-in” process reminded me of a roller rink, only we didn’t get roller skates in exchange for our shoes). We proceeded to the entrance of the palace, but an upset security guard who didn’t speak English got mad at us for having our cameras. Apparently we hadn’t read the sign: “No Photography inside the Palace”. So we turned around and walked across the massive palace court yard barefoot. We took some silly pictures by the panther statues. Some men stopped Brent to take a picture with him (… maybe cause he’s tall?), and then we walked on to go check our camera’s into a locker. As sketchy as it seemed we handed our 3 camera’s over to the locker keeper, and finally got to go inside the palace.

[Being silly in front of the Panther Statue]
[Hindu Temple next to the Palace]
It was incredible-- way more impressive then the palace in Aladdin. The entire palace had beautiful tile floors and detailed artwork everywhere: floors, walls, ceiling, windows, chandeliers. If I had a camera in there, I would have taken 200 pictures. The most impressive room was the marriage room. The marriage room has a 50 foot ceiling with massive decorated green cast iron pillars and a massive circle of stained glass with vibrantly colored glass peacock encircling the ceiling. It filled the room with colorful warm light. There were paintings of Indian history on every wall, and Giant Ivory Tusks framed portraits of the old Maharajas.

After our slow pace through the palace, we went back to get shoes, and got over charged to get them back. (Who does he think he’s messing with anyway?)…

We got our camera’s back, and walked back out through the salesman, and to Roger who met us with two fresh cheese pizzas. We all were delighted to see that no one had stolen Brent’s knife, and in fact the postcard salesman had been watching over it. So we thanked him and bought some Mysore Palace postcards from him at the full price of 50 rupees (close to $1).

We drove through a Tiger reserve and into the neighboring state of Tamil Nadu to get to the tree house. We scoured the brush just waiting to catch the eyes of a panther, a tiger, a leopard or a wild elephant. We all suddenly felt like we were in Jurassic Park. Grace did find a Crested Hawk Eagle. We found a few wild Peacocks, and Roger taught us the Peacock mating call, which was hilarious (eye-oh, eye- oh). We saw some wild bison, deer, and two different kinds of monkeys.

[Eye- oh, Eye-oh!]
[The Tiger we wish we saw]

Finally after 6 hours of driving we arrived at tree house. Oh! It was so cool! It was built about 40 feet up into a mature bamboo cluster. It was made with just two bedrooms, one that us girls claimed, and the boys got the other one. There was a creek running right next to it, so we walked down to go feel the water and get a good look at it.



[The View from the Balcony]
[The Creek next to the Tree house]
Roger’s then took us to his farm, and we met Roger’s farm aide family. We unloaded the mango and coffee saplings, and then went to go see a tamed Elephant feeding. The elephants ate huge balls of mucky stuff. There was a male elephant walked away and peed... We thought it was a girl elephant, but then BAM it was definitely not a girl. Really really funny. Brent vowed to never own male pets because they are just gross.

[Roger's Farm at sunset. Notice the man on the right, he is the farm's caretaker... he turns out to be a very special man for me.]
We went to a hotel where Roger’s friend Samuel was the cook and made us some delicious chicken and French fries. The god of creepy mccreepiness was on huge posters on two walls, but not so out of the ordinary. After dinner we went driving, looking for Tigers at night shining a flashlight into the brush. I got sleepy, and Rebecca feel asleep.

So we went back to do our “Swiss Family Robinson” thing, and met Betsy the spider right away in our bathroom. Brent killed her, and left one of her long legs on the floor. Rebecca took care of the leg. She’s so brave.

The showers in the tree house were so icy! There was no geezers (water heaters) to be seen anywhere.

Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever fallen asleep in a tree house, but there are a few things to be aware of. It sways with a good gust of wind, and the bamboo creeks all the time like old wooden door hinges. Not to mention all windows must be tightly secured to keep the monkeys out. I slept really well that night. Carlie and Grace shared the bed, and Rebecca and I laid on mattresses on the floor.

I woke up in the morning a little startled to hear banging on the roof and screeching. I peeked out the unsealed door hinge to see a female monkey just taking a stroll on our front porch. I quickly got dressed to see what was going on…

(A continuation of the next day’s jungle adventures are in the next blog. Please keep reading! And post a comment so I know if anyone is reading this!)

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

A Gold and Red Salwar Kameez- A journey to South Asia






Sabrina Grey is my friend from the dance team at 12Stone. She is an incredible woman with a love for Indian clothes, I discovered this when we did Jai Ho at church last year, and she offered us girls her wardrobe to dance in.

[Sabrina Grey is the beauty on the left]

[Pictures from when the dance team did Jai Ho at church in Sabrina's clothes.]

So about a month before we left for India I sheepishly facebook messaged Sabrina to see if she might let me borrow some to wear in India. So because she is wonderful and generous she gave me 6 whole outfits to take and wear, and on my first Sunday morning in India I put on her beautiful Red and Gold Salwar Kameez.


On Sunday morning we quickly planned a creation skit and rehearsed it for 10 minutes, AND it was awesome and the kids at church that morning loved it. We worshipped in English, Kannada and Hawaiian at church. Hehe…

The church had a party for all the Dads afterwards, and served an Indian feast for everyone. After we ate, we hopped in the car to go to the youth camp that we were leading in Hindustan that afternoon.

The Youth Camp was for kids 14 and up, and I think there were some older people there too. Brent did the same trick that had amazed the kids the day before, and some guys at the trick duplicated it 2 or 3 times! We were utterly amazed.

We did the everything skit (you can type “lifehouse everything skit” in youtube if you don’t know what it is). Brent, of course, was Jesus. Grace was the girl. Brock was the Money Guy, Rebecca was the drunk girl, Carlie was vanity, and I represented fear and oppression. It turned out to be very effective. They loved it and shouted for joy when Jesus broke through and saved Grace.

7 girls (I think Hindu Girls…) received Christ this day when Brent shared the Gospel. So wonderful!!!!

[ Some of the girls making a cross to represent their new faith.]

[The Youth Camp Crew]

We went to bed that night so appreciative of the day, full of praise towards God, and excited for the next morning because we were headed to a tree house in the jungle the next morning as the team’s well deserved break.

The jungle adventures are to follow.

Little Lions- A journey to South Asia





Saturday morning began with us planning for a kids rally that we were going to have in Hindustan. We went through our Daniel in the Lions Den skit narrated by Grace with Brent as Daniel, Brock as King Darius, Carlie and Rebecca as the king’s advisors, and yours truly as a ferocious lion. I made a crown for Brock. It’s quite impressive if I say so myself.


[Note: When we told the kids to roar, I went: "ROOAR!" and they went: "GURHHHHHH"... which kinda sounded like they were clearing their throats in unison.]

Brent started out the day with a magic trick. The kids seemed so excited throughout all the games and songs and stories, and afterwards they shook our hands and said “Praise the Lord”. I’m guess that was the only English phrase they knew.

[The kids watching Brent's magic trick... It was quite a hit.]




[The Kids saying bye to us on Saturday]

Last but not least, here is a little look into an Indian intersection. :)

Buses in their Prime. from Danielle Williams on Vimeo.

Chai Recipe and the 3rd/4th Day Adventures- A journey to South Asia


[This door took 10 minutes to open on the first day, but I perfected into an art...haha]

Shirley’s Indian Chai

What you need:
Water - you'll need 1 cup of water per serving minus one...if that makes sense...example, 3 servings = 2 cups of water; 10 servings = 9 cups of water, 7 servings = 6 cups of water, etc.
Sugar - 2 tsp per serving
Tea - 1/2 tsp per serving
Milk - enough until it's the color of chai (you really will just have to eyeball it)

Steps:
1. Add water to a pan on the stove
2. Add sugar
3. Heat to boiling
4. Add tea and continue boiling for exactly 2 minutes
5. Remove from heat and let steep for another 2 minutes
6. Add milk
7. Strain and serve

Note: If you'd like to make the tea for later, strain immediately after steeping and set aside. Reheat and add milk just before serving.

And there is the tea recipe, in case you wanted it.

On Thursday and Friday we also spent our days at Anugraha Mane. The more time we spent with them, the more comfortable we became. Manju and Nelakanta continued to completely obliterate us in chess.

[Brent singing with Nelakanta]

Padma was the neighbor girl I had met before across from Anugraha mane. She saw that we were out on the porch playing chess, and I called to the other porch across the narrow alley and asked her if she know how to play. I offered to teach her, but when a found another chess board it was missing a piece or two, so she quickly agreed that it would be better if we just talked. I spent the whole afternoon sitting with Padma. We had conversation about school, marriage and her sisters. She told me that her religion was Jain, and that she would hoping to have an arranged marriage in time for her and her sister to have a double wedding in December.

[Padma and I]

On Friday morning we were surprised with a breakfast Pancakes, Bacon, and Coffee. We ate well. Its amazing how quickly we can miss the comforts of home cooking.

After breakfast I tried my best to learn some Kannada. This is what I got:

Donyavada- Thank you

Namsaskara- Hello

Chanaagee Iddira?- How are you?

Chanagee Iddini.- I am fine.

Ootta Aita?- Is your meal finished?

-Iiatoo (eye-a-2)- It's finished.

Salaam Welicom- A Muslim Greeting

I always find it really fun to learn some of the language. I enjoy watching the people light up when they see us try.

Tried Papaya for the first time. It’s like unsweet creamy salty Watermelon, not awesome, but glad I tried it. Rebecca hates it, and tells me it smells like poop before I bite into it. (Thank you Rebecca) Mango’s here are the best I have ever had.

Sherrene stayed with us girls at the guest house. She was there in India for a separate purpose, and we quickly grew to love her like a sister. We'd come home exhausted from a busy day, and she would say with excited eyes, "Tell me everything". So we had fun staying up a little later spreading Rebecca's honey roasted peanut butter on cinnamon graham cracker as we talked about our day. Sherrene decided to take us to Girls Collection and I bought a really beautiful table runner, and a blue shirt.

[Sherrene doing her thing.]

Grace loves the animals. Even the dogs. There is one really hideous one though that makes me want to puke. It has a horrible knarly tail. She has taken on the task of learning the different breeds of bovine creatures that wander the streets. So far we had figured out Water Buffalo, Ox, and Cow. Carlie likes to sing the Veggie Tales, “Everybody’s got a Water Buffalo” song whenever we see one.

Also, a lot of the things we see remind us of Aladdin. (even though I think Aladdin is a Arab thing... not Indian) So every now and then one of us burst out in song singing the Magic Carpet song, “A Whole New World”.


Went to a bible study on Thursday or Friday night. I could not stay awake to save my life. It was miserable trying so hard to listen, but literally dozing off on 10 second intervels. I would just wake up long enough to see Brent giggling at me and passing Nacho Libre notes to Brock.

“Get that corn out of my face!”- Nacho Libre

We were all still too jet lagged to take an evening bible study seriously. Regrettably, even my best attempt to show respect to the bible study leader was an epic fail because I was asleep for most of it.

So then we went home and slept... the end of the 4th day.

[As Brock would say, "That lady is like, I am a women, and I am carrying water on my head."]